Just woke up. Passed out after it disappeared.

Spent night behind improvised fortress. After roaming my house and eating every food supply I owned and all of the soft-enough-to-chew furniture it could find/fit into its mouth, it settled in front of my fort in the living room and just STARED AT ME FOR FOUR HOURS.



Around 5 AM a pigeon landed in my porch. It started walking towards the bird and as soon as it was out I BLEW THE FUCKER UP and about twenty seconds later it just WALKED BACK INTO THE LIVING ROOM FROM THE HALLWAY.


Houdini. I don't care if you made it go away. I'm going to REMEMBER THAT.

Tenth! Dad decided I should come for a visit at least once during the summer vacation, and the summer vacation is almost over, so I'll be leaving tomorrow! I'm very, very sorry! I'll send an email every three hours, call every eight hours, send an SMS four times a day, a fax twice a day and a letter every two days! I'll be back a few days after school starts! I know it's very long, but Reborn-san will protect you while I'm gone, and when I come back, Yamamoto will make a nice dinner for us, and if anything happens to you while I'm gone, I still have the means to make sure he pays for it! :D

P.S.
Reborn-san! I'm very sorry your poem isn't ready yet! I promise I'll have it done by the time I get back!

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I spent the last few days back in the mansion, hiding from my sister. Who was... small.
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At least Father didn't seem to notice I wasn't exactly six.


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I just saw the comments in my inbox.
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And I had the most horrible dream in which Aneki got a journal here.

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I think I'm spending too much time on the computer. I'm going to have a smoke.


Several smokes.

This is shadow!! HES REALLY REALLY STUPID AND I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
AND UGLY TOO!!!!!!!

mister tsunayoshi helped me put the picture on the internet and in the journal. :D

What is this? where am i?

i suppose this could count as successfully running away from big sister, but … this room is messy and icky and i don't think im in the castle anymore!

wheres dad? where is this? i want to go home!

this sucks!

I... I want a smoke. I NEED A SMOKE.


I only left the house three times since the truth or dare meme so I won't have to see the stupid cow and I NEED A SMOKE.

I'm resupplying my fucking dynamites.


P.S.

Yesterday was one of the most horrible days of my life. I'M SORRY I COULDN'T PROTECT YOU, TENTH.